Cro Marmot

Frozen marmot chad from Happy Tree Friends. A yellow-green colored marmot with a leopard skin loincloth frozen in an ice block. Along with Disco Bear, they are the only ones with human hair in HTF.

cro marmot is the underrated character.

by moth. August 7, 2021

vancouver island marmot

marmotvery andangered, cute, fuzzy,

by You could probably guess May 31, 2003

Marmoset

A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.

When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.

by Atro SYB August 18, 2009

marmot drop

an act of unexpected, yet unusually intense vindictiveness or cruelty, intended more for its psychological effect rather than its actual damage. Derived from "The Big Lebowski". As proper noun, refers to the attacks of September 11th.

It's been harder to travel on airplanes since the big Marmot Drop of 2001.

by condour August 5, 2003

Marmot

A shexy female assassin who shall destroy the sith ninjas and take their panda eggs!
And then eat some cottage cheese later.

Gimme those panda eggs! *yoink*

by Roasted Marmot June 11, 2005

Marmot

These little squirrel fuckers who are like a fat little groundhog wankstick looking little bastard. Cool as fuck, but WILL steal your sandwich if left unattended, but maybe only Idaho marmots (which smoke meth because Idaho). Little cunts scream too. It's great. Hang out on the railroad ties in Spokane. They're great.

Joe: Look at that chunk bitch go!
Fred: "that's a Marmot you stupid california fuck"

by DIRKHARDPEC January 5, 2019

Marmoset

An annoying monkey which eats attic snails in unfortunate Brazilian houses. Not to mention they sneak into boats in the Amazon.
Further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmoset

Ese marmoset sneaked into mi casa anoche just to comer our old nachos!

by WeirdMapper May 2, 2019