Marijuana Enthusiast

(N.) Marijuana Enthusiast- the proper name for any pot smoking individual. Replaces the slanderous names such as pot head, stoner, druggie, burnout, retard, etc.

Asshole- you guys are pot heads!

Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.

by Romeo & John-Roy February 24, 2010

Marijuana Hiccups

Hiccups caused by toking on reefer after getting a really hard hit.

1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*

by High~Heaven091 September 22, 2010

marijuana cigarette

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.

Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.

by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011

Medical marijuana

A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.

Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.

by blazingbob November 6, 2011

marijuana den

a kewl place where you and your best friends go to smoke weed

yo lets go down to my marijuana den and smoke and get really high.

by sbizz December 12, 2013

marijuana

The medicine of God. It's a sin that it's illegal.

Smoking marijuana profoundly alters one's perception of the universe, helping to assist in perceiving and understanding beauty. (that's why music is so much more intense when stoned.)

People who don't like marijuana have either never tried it, or are complete dolts...you know a truly good person by whether they smoke marijuana or not.

Stanley Kubrick films are absolutely incredible on marijuana.

by Alexander DeLarge March 7, 2005

marijuana accredation degree

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.

A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.

by E-mizzac6969 October 17, 2008