Mapeen

Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.

Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...

by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

Marlene

THiccc Queen

Did you see Marlene

YUh she's a Thiccc queen

by Amelia The Woke Queen June 4, 2018

Mareena

There's more than one way to spell the name "Mareena". But this spelling? This spelling is for incredibly intelligent women. This spelling adds a uniqueness to these women and shows that they don't follow social norms. Don't try to micromanage these Mareenas because they will find a sneaky way to get back at you. Their determination is not matched by many and it tends to make them slightly socially unaware. But, that awareness gets better with age and maturity. Overall, Mareenas have got it going on!

Friend: Have you met Mareena?
Person: No, who's that?
Friend: When you meet her, you'll understand.

by Why821 December 8, 2012

Mahreen

One who's astonishing awesomeness transcends the boundaries of space and time, because such a being is ethereal & magical beyond belief.

-Oh golly gosh that girl was awesome !!!
-Dude she was so frikkin Mahreen its not even funny
-I wish all girls were like that mayn
- sorry G, that much mahreen'ness can only be contained in one being, one unique amazing being, AWESOME being.

by Mary'Jane November 12, 2012

Marlen Sittampalam

A little neektard who flexes his Mercedes and spends 12 grand on a stand mixer. Likes dating chinese people, although they drop him faster than he can drop a baton.

Marlen: Uhh I just dropped my APPLE watch down the drain because I was carrying my STAND MIXER to my MERCEDES to go to PIANO PRACTICE.

Rohethan: Shut up you yes man. You're such a Marlen Sittampalam

by Neeklen Neekampalam January 18, 2022

Marleen

A girls name but not just any girl a beautiful angels name , anybody with this Unique name is the most cutest person ever if you know anyone with this name keep them forever there just perfect

Marleen-Beautiful, cute , sexy , hot , adorable, gorgeous, pretty , funny , smart ,Athletic, kind , sweet and lovely person

by TwO ReAL to tRue November 3, 2019

Marlena

A beautiful talented girl who loves hanging out with her friends. She's shy at first but once you get to know her you will be blown away. She has blonde hair and green or blue eyes that sparkle. A creative personality. Loves the beach and the ocean. She loves to be one of the guys and be comfortable around her closest friends. She never runs out of things to talk about and always keep people interested. She has trust issues but once you earn her trust she's always the one to count on. You can go to Marlena for anything she always knows what to say. Her body is irresistible and her smile brights up a room. Her eyes are bright and say a lot about her. If you know a Marlena keep her close because she's a lifetime friend. And a unconditional lover.

Marlena has beautiful hair. She's so funny.

by MarlenaXoxo February 9, 2013