Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011
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Person 1: "Hey have you done the Maple TA yet?"
Person 2: "Nah mate, I don't want to get cancer from that shit yet."
Person 2: "Nah mate, I don't want to get cancer from that shit yet."
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Man 1: I saw that your daughter is dating an Irish guy
Man 2: Yeah but I'd take that over her dating a maple nigger any day.
Man 2: Yeah but I'd take that over her dating a maple nigger any day.
by Slamcrunch October 1, 2016
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by KarlThePanda January 2, 2010
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addictive game where everyone strives to get the best items, look cool, kill monsters, get stronger and neverthe less....waste time, and sometimes real money
addictive game where everyone strives to get the best items, look cool, kill monsters, get stronger and neverthe less....waste time, and sometimes real money
by boonzilla May 4, 2006
Get the maplestory mug.An alternative to the abomination that is MapleStory present day. MapleRoyals is 2013 and 2014's answer to a game which was once great. Never has there been a place where nostalgia can be felt as well as it has at MapleRoyals. Feels will be felt.
Guy1: Hey, do you know of this game called MapleRoyals?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: Dude. It's great. Let's quit MS and join Royals. The nostalgia is real!!
Guy2: Sounds cool. It better not be pay2win though.
Guy1: Heck no son! You can be the very best like no one ever was without spending a single dime!
Guy2: No.
Guy1: Dude. It's great. Let's quit MS and join Royals. The nostalgia is real!!
Guy2: Sounds cool. It better not be pay2win though.
Guy1: Heck no son! You can be the very best like no one ever was without spending a single dime!
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