Manufactroversy

A manufactured controversy, motivated by profit or extreme ideology, that intentionally creates public confusion about an issue that is not in dispute.

Back in the 1960's, tobacco companies created a manufactroversy that there was scientific doubt about whether cigarettes were linked to lung cancer. Now other groups are doing the same thing with evolution, global warming, and AIDs.

by Ru7th April 16, 2008

matujage

A tool used in the process of cooking that a precise measure and a very very sharp blade for absolute acurate cuts and slices.

(pronounced Mat-u-jaj)
Will you pass me the matujage?
I need it for this odd shaped chicken.

by Azura October 25, 2006

manual override

Relieving your sexual tension on your own. Jacking off. Rubbing one out. Masturbating to orgasm.

I haven't had a date in awhile, and was getting pretty horny. Watched some porno, got a box of kleenex, and did a manual override.

by KingoftheNerds February 4, 2014

Manjammy

An afghanistanian man, or an arab; or any man who wears a dress

"hey look at that Arab over there wearing a dress"

"Oh yeah, i hate those damn manjammys"

by id301 November 17, 2009

Manual Stimulation

To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.

While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Manual Transfart

Noun. The act of physically removing a fart from its source to another so as to put the blame on an innocent party or to make someone puke as in transporting the fart to their face. The vector for communication is usually by hand, though a jar can be used for preservation; i.e. if the targeted party is not within vicinity.

Manual Transfarts can be used to evoke infuriation, life-long resentment, and straight up convulsive laughter for the doer of the action.

by Danibongar April 18, 2008

Manual Reset

When one ejaculates, deficates and vomits as a three-step cleansing technique to reboot the body. Generally thought of as a household cure for a hang-over (control, alt, delete).

When all other cures failed, Carl relied on an old fashion manual reset to make it right again.

by Netler February 20, 2011