Manigation

The internal GPS that Men are born with. It generally takes over when most women are very confused about their sense of direction.

Girl:We are lost lets get our Garmin

Man: Wait my Manigation just kicked in. We need to take a right on Main street then a left and follow for 4 miles then we will be there.

by Bd4m-Dub March 28, 2010

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

mansition

the process of changing from female to male.

the change process of transition FTM (Female to Male) Transexual/Transgender individuals go through. This could include taking Testosterone as hormone therapy, having Top (Chest reconstructive) surgery or Bottom (genital reconstructive) surgery, changing your name or pronoun, disclosing your gender identity to work or family.

Wish Evan luck on his mansition, he is starting "T" tomorrow!

To celebrate Evan's mansition we'll be having a tea party.

by GG Ellen Degenerate April 26, 2010

mancation

An event in which guys on the down low try to act macho to hide their homosexuality. A bunch of guys get together to drink beer or camp or whatever. As soon as one of them calls it "mancation" it's turns into one big homorgy (homo orgy).

straight guy: hey wanna go camping with me and the boyz this weekend.

down low guy: oh, you mean a mancation weekend?

straight guy: NO!!! We're just going camping. No russian cookies, no hot-carl's, no rusty trombones, no searching for inner children. Just camping...

by DavidS October 10, 2006

mensulation

Any of the various proprietary substances engineered to absorb discharges from the twat.

Janet takes great pride in knowing that many advances in mensulation began during tests between her legs.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Mandation

Mandation (noun). Palinese for mandate. First used by Former Governer Sarah Palin during her criticism of President Obama’s State of The Union address on January 27, 2010.

This is also the first use of the Palin transform whereas a noun that shares the same form as the verb is converted into another noun. For example, the activity of applying a ‘mandate’ (noun) is ‘to mandate’ (verb). The Palin transform converts mandate (noun) into another noun called mandation.

“So it hasn’t been a matter of he not being able to explain his policy with government takeover and mandation of health care; but Americans understanding what’s in there, not liking it, and sending him that message via the three recent Republican sweeps in Virginia, in New Jersey, Scott Brown’ s selection too and the Tea Party Movements, the town hall events…blah, blah, blah”---Sarah Palin

by Katatetoris February 5, 2010

manlation

Manlation is the male version of the original statement or text as intended for the female counterpart of the conversation.

The underlying meaning of the mans attempt to woo a women.

The dirty version of a compliment.

It makes no difference to me babe what ever makes you happy. I know I'll enjoy spending time with you either way. And I'm really hoping there will many more nights to spend alone with you so really the more the merrier.

He manlation version:
I just can't stop thinking about banging the shit out of your mouth and your asshole so quit being annoying and just come over.

by J Dizzle Fo Shizzle January 25, 2014