manpon

A male who is used like a tampon.

A manpon is a male in a marriage with a boss, male (the pitcher)(;=D~) or female.

Girls love to have a manpon to enjoy a free ride through life.

A true manpon can not spell daddy, i.e.: a real man spells it DADDY, a manpon spells it D4DDY.

Rainbower 1: 'Elton John is such a manpon in his marrige to Ricky Martin. Letting Ricki, quit his job to go back to school to try, maybe some decade, and make more money and actually contribute in their marriage.'

Rainbower 2: 'EJ would have been better off getting a piece of the Rock Hudson.'

by nostrings>w/wings August 22, 2010

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manpon

What a gay guy needs if he's bitchy like he's having a period.

Hon, do you need a manpon?

by SparkyBaby August 19, 2008

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Manpon

A string attached to a penis that has been devoured by abdominal fat. This assistive device helps locate and retrieve otherwise lost sign of manhood.

Nurse: "I went to cath Mr. Smith but I couldn't find his penis, I think he needs a manpon."

by Ms.WTF January 15, 2015

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A rolled up piece of toilet paper or paper towel placed in a mans anus after being raped. Usually used within prison. This prevents blood leakage that would give away what is happening either to him or to prevent the guards from finding out.

“Yo, you see that blood on jimmys jumpsuit? Looks like he needs a manpon”

by Heyitisyaboy June 19, 2019

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