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market correction

A business term used to describe how a free-market economy balances itself after extreme events run their course like a rising stocks after a recession or the real estate bubble burst. The word crossed over into everyday use to similarly describe when one's fortune or luck changes, for bad or good, changing the course of daily life.
BAD:
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!

Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!

GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?

Bob: I hate you.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
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marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.
Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.
by Mike Payne March 24, 2008
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Mistaketh to maketh

When a mistake has been made but you need a more casual way to express what has occurred.
I can’t believe they’ve done it again, what a mistaketh to maketh.
by grandpajack March 4, 2023
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piggyback marketing

A cost effective marketing strategy where two or more companies represent the other firm's non-competing product in various promotions or through referrals.
At the networking mixer, Mary the wedding planner got together with Jason the videographer and mentioned to him how trying out some "piggyback marketing" could work out well for both of them.

i.e., "I'll put a link to your website on my site, if you'll put a link to my website on yours."
by ZonaCat Hansen October 29, 2010
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White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.
Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.
by Munkerson November 17, 2006
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free market

1. An economic system where in theory goods and services are determined by supply and demand.
2. A common term for the items outside of charity bins.
3. A store where you can take items free of charge (they usually ask that you leave something you no longer need behind.)
1. Socialists tend to laude free market economies.
2. I found this awesome chair at the free market by Salvation Army.
3. I dropped some old pots and pans off at the free market.
by 123isme October 14, 2012
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Flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber Turd received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she really is!
by BarbossasPeriwig May 26, 2022
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