Jerry: She had manhands.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.
by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003
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by anonymous3787 November 22, 2021
Get the Madiha mug.A 7 issue comic book series created by Jhonen Vasquez, following the life of a mentally unstable and tormented man, named Johnny.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.
The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.
The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.
" Hey, did you read the last issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?"
" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny
" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny
by EvilCreampuff December 13, 2005
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Get the Manhandle the Salami mug.Don't sweat it, Jake. It's Manhattan.
by Hudson Duster June 4, 2011
Get the Manhattan mug.Taken from the game "Hitman," this exclamation was confined to the various Asian boards in the game and was said with a generically "Asian" accent. The full phrase was "weapon...weapon...watch out....maniac alarm!" The AI reserved such an exclamation for severe violations of civil decency on the part of the player/protagonist, such as walking into a Triad Den with a fully loaded ak47 and opening up for no good reason. The phrase can be applied, then, to any extremely antisocial behavior.
Everthing was going fine until you went totally maniac alarm on that dude.
Is that guy on the phone or is he yelling at no one? Ah, it's the latter. Maniac alarm.
Is that guy on the phone or is he yelling at no one? Ah, it's the latter. Maniac alarm.
by Manos, the hands of fate June 11, 2006
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