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Mandatum paradox

this is a paradox which occurs when someone asks you to 'not be nice to them'. Here, if you do not behave nicely towards them, you are actually listening to them, and thus being nice. Whereas, if you don't listen to them, you'll be acting nice to them. And thus, there is no appropriate action to this command/request.
Dude, she asked me not to be nice to her, but that request makes no sense, isn't the mandatum paradox exactly about this?
by op3rator October 7, 2021
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mandangelo

(man-DANG-gell-oh)

my manhood dangles low
"oo ooooo!"

"MANDANGELO!!!!"
by mrmark85 April 18, 2008
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Chut Mandal

The word Chut is derived from the word Chutiya, and the Hindi word Mandal, which means a group of people. Hence, Chut Mandal is an individual that possesses the qualities and abilities of multiple Chutiyas.
When your friend spills all the alcohol on the floor.

"What a fuckin chut mandal you are Susan!"
by Theebes September 29, 2019
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Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.
"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."
by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009
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Mandatory Sex Party

When someone invites you to a birthday/frat/whatever-other- kind-of-party-you-can-think-of party and it turns out to be a sex party. If you refuse to participate, you will arrested. Hence the "mandatory".
Markus: Yo dude, how was that party you went to yesterday?

Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!

Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?

Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!

Allie: Told ya so!
by Yourwordinformer January 24, 2011
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Mandaleño

Mandaleño are people born or residing in Mandaluyong City, Philippines.
I am a Mandaleño. I live at no. 16 Mariveles Street, Mandaluyong City, ...
by June Abaya January 17, 2009
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Mandatory Sex Party

Any party that occurs after some sort of population-reducing apocalypse including, but not limited to, 2nd Ice Age, Zombie apocalypse, Nuclear war, or Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.
Allie: The apocalypse has left me with so little to wear to the party tonight!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!
by Monquiis November 28, 2010
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