mandarizz

A portmanteau of "Mandarin" and "rizz"; the act of using the Mandarin Chinese language to successfully acquire foreign (mainly Chinese/Taiwanese) girls' phone numbers, LINE ID's and Instagram accounts.

Bro: Aye bruh, just got the Asian chick's number!

Me: Damn, you got that mandarizz...

by nutdevourer January 28, 2023

tokyo mandarin

The act of a male giving a female oral sex, while said female evacuates fecal-matter from her rectum.

she shoved me into the girls bathroom, and i gave her a Tokyo Mandarin .

by orebs January 22, 2018

Mandarin

Mandarin is the official language of China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, etc. It is wrong to call it Chinese, because there is another language in China, called Cantonese. They are not dialects of the invented "Chinese" language, but languages themselves. In China, there are many languages, Chinese Languages, but only one is official, and it is called Mandarin or "Putonghua".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca! Where are you going?
Luca: Well, I'm going to my Mandarin lessons, so, I've gotta leave you 'cause I'm late!

by Ezechiel January 22, 2007

echo mandarin

Code word for ejaculating on a person's face

Let's echo mandarin that bitch together.

by Jimbo Manny and Dino December 17, 2008

Mandakini

A river off the Ganges in India.

This is the river Mandakini. It joins the Ganges later on.

by mks1600 February 7, 2010

Mandalism

-noun: The act of a male, clearly past the socially accepted age range for performing vandalous acts against society, committing such behavior and taking child-like enjoyment in such behavior.

Reynolds- " Dude my car got egged by these punkasses, but I got a look at em and they looked like they were pushing 40"

Mike- "Sounds like a case of mandalism to me"

by FreakoSuave March 1, 2010

Mandaid

A bandaid of the manliest sorts. Coonsists of duct tape, and tissue/toilet paper, or cotton. Some have even have attained a level of manliness as to where only duct tape is needed.

Real Man: "I cut off 3/4 of my arm while mowing through a crowd of hippes with my cahain saw."

Other Guy : "And you still have an arm!"

Real Man : "Of course I wrapped it in a mandaid."

by Chris Hargrave May 7, 2007