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Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.
My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.
by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011
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mammaltoe

is the male equivalent of a cameltoe or camel toe. this occurs when a mans pants are so tight that his genetalia is either bisected as with nut cutters, or it can be clearly observed which side he dresses to.
"eww, that guy has total mammaltoe"
by m.b. perez February 15, 2007
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man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.
As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.
by Poppa Large June 9, 2005
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Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
by tilly tilly May 7, 2014
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Mammalas

A qord used to define a 3 meter or longer penis
"yeah bro i have a mammalas"
by anonymous October 4, 2021
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Marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.
My boyfriend is marmalade.
by Kiki Montaparte May 18, 2011
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Marmalade Industries

Celebrities join this when involved in porno's - Employers include Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Pamerla Anderson when they decide to delve into the emerging media sensation of Marmalade vision - thick and fruity espionage porno's!!!
Princess Dianna joined Marmalade industries when she was filmed by Paul Burrell, fingering herself with the Queens Sceptre.
by Marmalade Master October 22, 2009
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