Malone's Law

This is a corollary of Godwin's Law which states that if an online discussion about rock music goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare some band or performer or a situation to Roger Waters, Peter Gilmoure and Nick Mason and the acrimonious breakup of Pink Floyd, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends.

Ian "Panic! at the Disco are now just Brendon Urie's solo project."
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"

by VegasMalone September 24, 2020

malori

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by FBI_open tf up November 19, 2019

Post Malone

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.

Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

by A Human Male July 12, 2018

malogent

In common usage in rural Ireland, it is used to describe someone that is heavily intoxicated.

Jesus, Tom was malogent last night.

by Bavis M February 20, 2008

Moses Malone

The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.

She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.

by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017

malone brown

don't ask who malone brown is.

Bob: hey do you know malone brown?
Frank: no, who is malone brown?
Bob: malone brown dick in your mouth
Frank: Fuck you

by sussy fortnite balls May 21, 2021