mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Mayonnaisephobia.

The fear of mayonnaise.

Me: Im seriously afraid of mayonnaise, i think its going to kill me, not even playing...I have mayonnaisephobia.

Other person: *grabs mayonnaise.*

by Kattheripper. April 26, 2011

Baby Mayonnaise

Sperm or the act of cumming.

You just ate a whole bowl of baby mayonnaise.

by McGoogles October 23, 2008

Madonna Wayne Gacy

Commonly referred to as Pogo (John Wayne Gacy's clown name), Madonna Wayne Gacy was the longtime keyboardist (1989 - 2007) for Marilyn Manson, replacing original keyboardist Zsa Zsa Speck. Real name being Stephen Gregory Bier Jr., he was born on March 6th, 1964 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. His stage name was formed by combining the names of Madonna and John Wayne Gacy. He has played on every Marilyn Manson album to date, with the exception of the most recent release, Eat Me, Drink Me. Shortly before the release of Eat Me, Drink Me, he left the band and returned home due to a major family crisis. He was replaced by Chris Vrenna, who had previously played live drums with Marilyn Manson after their drummer, Ginger Fish, was injured when he fell from the back of his drum riser and then off of the very high stage in 2004.

Madonna Wayne Gacy - one man, many hairstyles. While he was still in Marilyn Manson, used to have a section of the stage called "Pogo's Playhouse", which he would decorate with various items.

by Hoodsie Woods February 16, 2009

mayonnaise jar

a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.

Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!

by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010

Mayonnaise Caps

Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.

by dkblz August 10, 2007

Mayonnaise American

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american

These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)

by CypressBill June 11, 2023