1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.
2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
by A Human Male July 12, 2018
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She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.
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Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.
by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017
Get the post malone mug.The man most well known for his ability to make fart sounds on your wife's chest. His charming ways will also have him making fart sounds on your wife's chest when your not home. Motorboat "the milkman" Malone.
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by benco555 April 14, 2019
Get the Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey mug."Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.
Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"
Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"
Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"
by Salty Fetus November 6, 2020
Get the pre malone mug.A very unique American rapper because he's white yet raps about drugs, sex and being rich but the twist is that he also looks homeless at the same time.
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