mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

mall balls

a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp ass

Rick: Hey Lay Up, you wanna go jogging?

Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.

by Uncle Rick Rude October 12, 2009

mall grabber

a person who holds their skateboard by their trucks, as if they are an accessory. These people are generally referred to as posers, and have their jeans ripped from the grip tape of the board grinding on their pants.
You can usually find these posers at a local mall, and they do not know how to skateboard.

"Dude, those mall grabbers are all posers! They all cant skate you know!"

"I bet I could beat those mall grabbers any day in a game of skate with only ollies."

by phenz March 30, 2010

mall fatigue

The fatigue felt after STANDING around and doing nothing while your girlfriend is shopping in store after store.

Oh man! I have such bad mall fatigue after after spending quality time with the girlfriend

by CLiff LEe January 2, 2008

Mall Gypsy

A mall kiosk sales person who blows through town once a year selling a product for only a couple of weeks.

I saw that Mall Gypsy at the Mall the other day, she was trying to sell me sea salt.

by TyPhoon54 November 8, 2009

Mall Harpy

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."

by Chick Geek April 10, 2009

mall cop syndrome

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.

Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.

by tehtaz May 5, 2019