N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.
See also Malcolmish
See also Malcolmish
Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
by Lee3PO September 30, 2005
by Yo ee October 03, 2019
Malcolm is a great friend and always is there for you when you need a laugh. Sometimes hits you with a basketball in the face twice on accident, but makes up for it with loyal friendship and funny jokes about anything. Despite other definitions, he is a great guy, only unless the day of the week ends with a j.
by TheMightyKingOfAllKings November 01, 2019
The best boyfriend in the whole world. Future husband, and soul mate. He loves his girlfriend with all of his heart and she loves him the same way. He reminds her that shes beautiful and always tells her he loves her. He is kind, athletic, caring, loving, handsome, sexy, and the best guy a girl could ever wish for.
Malcolm: You are so beautiful.
Girl: Awwww you're so sweet.
Malcolm: I love you so much.
Girl: I love you too!
Girl: Awwww you're so sweet.
Malcolm: I love you so much.
Girl: I love you too!
by Malcolmlover<3 January 24, 2010
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He'll always tell you how much he loves you. He's the kind of guy you wouldn't mind spending your life with. If you're dating a Malcolm, never let him go. He's always there for you no matter what. Malcolm can always tell when something's wrong and he can make it better. He's your soulmate. Malcolm will love you like no one else can. He's really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
by CanadianWeeb0407 June 14, 2019
by Gimbae September 26, 2018
he is a cute and loving boy that if you have his heart he wont let u go he is so sweet...he is just eveything a girl could ask for
by hasdghdhjkajdjedyuwhefw April 27, 2018