Meghan Markle

to complain despite being given opulence in life

Mike: I am so hungry today, what should I eat?
Sarah: Please dont Meghan Markle me. Imagine being in Syria, Afghanistan, or Yemen.
Mike: You are right. I live in a 10 million dollar mansion, and I still complain

by blacklion123 March 10, 2021

Meghan Markle

To be a self entitled piece of shit

I’m so hard done by. I should force more irrelevance into peoples lives because I’m Meghan Markle and I can’t go a day without being in the news with more of my entitled views.

Don’t be a Meghan.

by Dawsy January 7, 2023

The Markle Touch

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.

"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."

by tressymlouise February 19, 2021

Thomas Markle

A father who lies about his youngest daughter, Meghan Markle, for money.

A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.

Thank God my dad is nothing like Thomas Markle!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

Markled

Verb: To be used. Victim of a parasite. To have ones reputation ruined by being Markled. To have everything turn to shit once affiliated with them. To he controlled.

I went to a charity event with her and we struck a deal. She controlled every detail. Once she got her 15 minutes she ghosted me. I was well and truly "Markled"

by Deranger March 17, 2023

marklar

The word marklar stems from an alien race named the Marklars, which appeared in an episode of the animated series South Park. The Marklars use the word marklar as a generic word, similar to a pronoun, that can refer with specificity to any thing, place, person, idea, concept, or otherwise represent the meaning of any noun, including proper nouns.

Marklar: "You see, young marklar. Those marklars don't care about marklar marklar. They just want to take your marklar and marklar their own marklar. The only marklar for this is to marklar."

by S k u n k April 20, 2006

Macklehorny

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013