Mahoganoscopy

A Mahoganoscopy is where a large piece of lumber gets shoved up someones ass.

That John Kyl is such a tool, someone should shove a 2x4 up his ass and call it a Mahoganoscopy

by winnthrop May 1, 2011

mohogany canoe

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.

mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.

by zach cristler August 23, 2007

Mahogany Mooney

A sweet compassionate southern girl who is a little over obsessive about boys and their little mayos. She is an amazing influential leader to every one around is all the way team vanilla

Your such a mahogany Mooney

by Connorslittlemayo October 31, 2016

Morning Mahogany

When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants

Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky

Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants

Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)

by The Nigerican June 22, 2011

Mahogany Slide

PooP Shoot or the Ass Hole

I want to get Balls Deep in that Mandy Moore Bitchs Mahogany Slide and Mosby on her back!

by PFARM April 28, 2006

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

mahogany slide

Poop chute. The Butthole.

Joel had Diahrrea steaming out of his mahogany slide.

by pentekno2 May 9, 2006