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President Madagascar

On an online game called Pandemic 2 where the goal is to infect and kill the entire human race, Madagascar is notorious for very quickly closing it's only point of access, it's port. Members of the Current Events social board of GameFAQs quickly made this a fad making a stickfigure called "President Madagascar" that closes the ports every single time any symptoms of any disease are shown.
Guy: President Madagascar, a man in Brazil is coughing!
President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
by ChrisDaLunatic September 30, 2008
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Piovono madonne

Typically italian word used when you get hurt on something ( ex. on your pinkie) and you start saying very bad words.
PIOVONO MADONNE is literally "they're raining the Virgin with child and Saints"
by italianslug August 13, 2015
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Madonna Strut

The painful shuffle styled walk you awkwardly have to do after receiving pain to the hips, genitals, or upper legs.
Similarly to the shuffle done by Madonna herself, after being pulled off the stage during her Brits performance.
"Damn, I fucked her so hard, she was doing the Madonna strut for weeks."
"Poor little Shauna fell of her trike, and had to do the Madonna strut all the way home."
by DistortedSpectrum March 16, 2015
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Blue Madonna

A captivating woman that gives off a surreal, divine, and untouchable aura. Men are hypnotized by her seductive enchantment. She is a siren of eroticism and passion. A Blue Madonna is a tall, beautiful woman with lusciously long hair, alluringly magnetic blue eyes, and the essence of a goddess.
That woman is such a Blue Madonna; all of the men find her irresistible.
by BlueMadonna July 5, 2021
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Madone

Madone! The ass on that girl!
by Dimes10 August 4, 2016
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Puttana la Madonna

''Puttana la madonna'' is an italian exclamation, it means ''The Virgin Mary is a Bitch''.
Italians usually say it when they are angry.
Puttana la madonna, mi è caduta la sigaretta!

Porco dio e puttana la madonna, sono incazzatissimo!
by porcodiobastardorottoinculo October 11, 2010
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pre-madonna

Used by idiots who do not know the real phrase is prima donna.
There's no waiting for correct lighting or pre-Madonna stars and special effects are the wildest and cheapest possible.
by Trench January 4, 2004
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