Mateja

He is white like Heaven but gets Black like hell in summer. Maybe he‘ll love u but maybe he will kill u.If he does love u,he loves u very much.
If wants to Kill u he will tsukuyomi u with his mangekyou sharingan. if you do not know what that is he is disappointed as hell :(

Yeah, Mateja is my real Name...

by Kirito kun July 23, 2019

madea

Contraction for "Mother Dear"; used for a grandmotherly, mathriarch figure.

"We're having the Fourth of July at Madea's this year.

by Ianman July 4, 2006

Madelaine Petsch💞

The smollest and cutest bean in the whole world

Madelaine Petsch💞 is the best

by eemilysliarss on instagram June 24, 2019

madear

A form of endearment for mom, or mother. A slang that originates from "madir" which came from "ma" which came from "mama"

Where is madear?
I love madear's cooking.

by pinkduchess December 10, 2011

madera de mañana

n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.

Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!

by Raleseau January 4, 2011

Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

Madera

Small town in Central California, also called The Heart of Cali or Madtown.

I live in the Heart of Cali, Madera.

by Coyote23 June 20, 2011