machorra

Spanish slang for dyke or lesbian. Highly offensive.

Betsy es un pinche machorra.

by Nalgas Sin Fe May 26, 2007

Mactard

Someone who thinks Apple computers are a godsend having zero knowledge that they're not as bulletproof as Apple claims. These people blindly pay the hefty price premium for an Apple computer just to surf the web, listen to music & check email. And they think they're better than everyone else because their computer is shiny & polished which is apparently more important than performance or battery life. To them, it's form over function.

Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?

PC User - Nice new Macbook you got there. Have you updated to the latest service pack?

Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!

PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?

Mac User - No, what?

PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.

Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!

PC User - What a Mactard....

by Bishop114 November 19, 2009

mactard

Mactard; as in 'retard'

A computer user with 3 fingers and a thumb stuck up their arse, and therefore only needing one button on the mouse.

Frank: "I can't cope with all these buttons on yer mouse"
Steve: "well pull the rest of yer fingers out 'yer arse you fuckin' MACTARD"

by hawkwind dave March 3, 2004

machorra

word used by mexicans referring to a lesbian. similar to tortillera and marimacha.

Ellen parece una machorra. Ellen looks like a lesbian.

by Yenifer May 13, 2007

MacTard

Someone who could be classified as retarded, yet still possesses enough knowledge to make others believe he is capable of difficult tasks, thus creating suffering from his ineptitude.

Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.

Nick: “We both just got fired for letting Pete put the books away?"

Dave: "How?"

Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”

Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”

by Louisiana Gold January 20, 2009

mactarded

Description of a person who lacks the ability to perform simple computing tasks without the assistance and guidance of a dumb-downed, childishly cartoon-like graphical interface, as one would find in the Macintosh operating system.

The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.

by seanik March 24, 2010

matorma

Matorma is a caring and loving friend. She wants her friends to be happy so dhe tries her best to make them happy. If someone makes her friend/friends upset she is ready to blast on there ass. She is a freaky bitch. If u date her shes loyal ASFF. She has a big heart and cares about people. She is thick and smart. She has low self esteem and and hurting on the inside. If you ever meet a Matorma keep her by your side cause you may never find a girl like her!!

Guy 1: “yo u seen Matorma’s ass”
Guy 2: “yea her shit fat”

by Stranger506 November 11, 2018