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malophile

Some one who has an obsession with apples.
Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?
by The piano man October 3, 2005
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macrophile

%10 of the population. A person who manages to get a fetish before they hit peuberty... about big people. A lot of them like feet. A lot of them don't. They're kinda weird.

Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?
Your brother. And that guy who spends most of his time near the water cooler at work. Did you know that YOU're a macrophile, too? I'll bet you didn't.
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Manaphile

A user or researcher of Mana/Magic that holds a deep fondness towards it. This fondness can also become sexual in nature, but does not have to be.
"Some say the Lich King was a manaphile, but I think to him, magic was simply a means to an end."

"If I ever learned how to harness my mana into spells, I'd probably become a manaphile before I knew it."

1: "Would a magician be a manaphile?" 2: "Of course not, they aren't really using their mana. They just look like they are!"
by StufforNot September 30, 2019
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Macrophile

People who just can't get enough. Will frequently draw comics featuring themselves in wish-fulfillment scenarios where they are five hundred feet tall, half human, half centaur, half shark, half beetle, half dragon, half gryphon and half fire elemental and have at least eight arms, two penises and six breasts and have sex all the time.
He started out as a common macrophile, drawing himself as a giant hermaphroditic horse man using trains for masturbation, but then it got worse.
by Invisible Queen December 29, 2009
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Macrophile

I am such a Macrophile, it really tickles me in all of the right places, my cock gets hard just at the thought of mommy-zilla.
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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Mycophiliac

One who has an abnormal obsession, or sexual attraction to mycobacterium. Usually this person is a microbiologist or biochemistry major in college.
Don't let Phil touch the mycobacteria again, he is a mycophiliac.
by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009
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Medophile

Mrs Grundy is a medophile
by Hzbaks August 4, 2018
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