The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.
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Get the holy mackerel saphire mug.A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.
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Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.
Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.
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