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Port Mackerel

The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.
Baby you make me so horny, I want to give you a port mackerel.
by GunaDK July 3, 2015
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Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.
He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!
by Wamz705 April 18, 2016
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The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.
She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.
by Bradyballs January 27, 2018
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holy mackerel saphire

Saying "Holy Mackerel Saphire" to anything that someone would say "golly" to.
by Bill Weiss January 12, 2008
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mackerel

A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.
"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"

Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.
by Max Mackerel July 12, 2005
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mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina
Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.
by bullet88 August 21, 2008
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dirty mackerel

a person who will make out with anyone. As a fish species, mackerel are wide-ranging pelagic school fish with big lips.
"Gurl, Piranha Sean was a dirty mackerel the other night at Remingtons..."
by Addisontpa November 5, 2006
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