1. Intel-based PC manufacturer (IE Compaq, ACER, Packard Bell.. Macintosh)
2. Personal computers that run Mac OS -OR- the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
3. Former "flagship" of a company which now sells moooosic and ba-a-a-a-ad hip hop videos to their faithful cattle and sheep.
4. STEVE JOBS SOLD YOU OUT
2. Personal computers that run Mac OS -OR- the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
3. Former "flagship" of a company which now sells moooosic and ba-a-a-a-ad hip hop videos to their faithful cattle and sheep.
4. STEVE JOBS SOLD YOU OUT
Once upon a time the Macintosh was special. Then they sold out. Then they went bankrupt. Then Bill Gates bought Steve Jobs out of NeXT, they recovered, and they sold out again. Adobe abandoned them. Then OSX came out on a Linux platform (Come on and you DIDN'T think they were prepping for migration??) ..
I know. I had one. You live, they lie, you learn.
I know. I had one. You live, they lie, you learn.
by Armand Banana January 22, 2006
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Stupid 7 y.o: Hey i just got the macintosh macbook air today, its the worlds thinnest laptop!!11
Normal 7 y.o: WTF Why did you do that
Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!
Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot
Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system
Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!
Normal 7 y.o: WTF Why did you do that
Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!
Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot
Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system
Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!
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Guy: Why'd you buy a macintosh?
Guy2:Why not?
Guy:CUZ YOU CANT DO JACK SHIT WITH IT UNLESS YOU'RE 50 AND HAVE NO LIFE EXCEPT YOUR JOB.
Guy2:Oh...but the design looks cool!
Guy2:Why not?
Guy:CUZ YOU CANT DO JACK SHIT WITH IT UNLESS YOU'RE 50 AND HAVE NO LIFE EXCEPT YOUR JOB.
Guy2:Oh...but the design looks cool!
by Mr. Jojo September 8, 2006
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Mac:Im a Macintosh
Pc: and Im a Pc
Mac: I can't play games and am only useful for a cespool.
Pc: I can play great Microsoft games with all my gaming awesomeness.
Mac: {freeze}
Pc: predictable
Pc: and Im a Pc
Mac: I can't play games and am only useful for a cespool.
Pc: I can play great Microsoft games with all my gaming awesomeness.
Mac: {freeze}
Pc: predictable
by James Niet September 17, 2007
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Get the Macintrash mug.Gage Macintosh is a very strange man and usually is found in his bed eating his dogs ass. Gage is known to be the Bad Boy in school and all the lady’s fall for him. They also have really “soft dicks” they used for their cats.
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- Dweebs that have been going to college for more than 6 years straight. They have lost all touch with the real world and have quite possible gone insane from consuming too many Ramen noodles.
- Dweeb faggots. They like the purple ones.
- Dweeb faggot hippies. Socks with Birkenstock sandals. Says all you need to know. I guess you can be stoned for four decades straight and still figure out a Mac.
- Dweeb faggot hippie leftists in the media. They see their friends use 'em and therefore got to have one themselves. Groupthink is what they are all about. These are the types that usually reside on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
- Dweeb faggot hippy leftists in Hollywood (directors and celebritards, especially). If Apple actually had the market share portrayed by movies and television (90% of them seem to use Macs), they would be stomping the PC market into the ground (but they are not). Of course, since Hollywood almost never gets current technology correct ("Jack Bauer needs a socket!"), we know they are full of shit about Macs, too.
- Dweebs that have been going to college for more than 6 years straight. They have lost all touch with the real world and have quite possible gone insane from consuming too many Ramen noodles.
- Dweeb faggots. They like the purple ones.
- Dweeb faggot hippies. Socks with Birkenstock sandals. Says all you need to know. I guess you can be stoned for four decades straight and still figure out a Mac.
- Dweeb faggot hippie leftists in the media. They see their friends use 'em and therefore got to have one themselves. Groupthink is what they are all about. These are the types that usually reside on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
- Dweeb faggot hippy leftists in Hollywood (directors and celebritards, especially). If Apple actually had the market share portrayed by movies and television (90% of them seem to use Macs), they would be stomping the PC market into the ground (but they are not). Of course, since Hollywood almost never gets current technology correct ("Jack Bauer needs a socket!"), we know they are full of shit about Macs, too.
Fagboy says, "Hey, at least my Macintosh has never gotten a virus." Put a foot in Fagboy's ass and tell him, "Spending the time to write a virus for a Mac is like releasing a movie on BetaMax tape."
Fagboy says, "Macintosh is better for design/desktop publishing." Tell Fagboy, "Get your head out of your 1994 ass. PC has caught up to and surpassed Macs in every area in which Mac used to have an advantage."
Fagboy says, "I like the games for Macintosh." Tell Fagboy, "STFU and quit pretending to like playing Sim City 2000 because you have no other choices."
Fagboy says, "Macintosh is easy to use." Tell Fagboy, "So is your mother, but I would be embarrassed to get caught on camera doing it."
Macintosh sucks. 'nuff said.
Fagboy says, "Macintosh is better for design/desktop publishing." Tell Fagboy, "Get your head out of your 1994 ass. PC has caught up to and surpassed Macs in every area in which Mac used to have an advantage."
Fagboy says, "I like the games for Macintosh." Tell Fagboy, "STFU and quit pretending to like playing Sim City 2000 because you have no other choices."
Fagboy says, "Macintosh is easy to use." Tell Fagboy, "So is your mother, but I would be embarrassed to get caught on camera doing it."
Macintosh sucks. 'nuff said.
by Impugn April 16, 2008
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