iron maiden

The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.

The best Iron Maiden song has got to be "Hallowed Be Thy Name".

by vinny October 18, 2003

Iron Maiden

1) One of the defining bands of Heavy metal through the 80's. Famous for songs such as "Number of the Beast" "Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter" and "2 Minutes to Midnight". They show some of the highest levels of instrumental talent known to Metal. A major inspiration to metal bands through the 90's to present day. They continue to churn out amazing and consistant hits (apart from during the mid 90's). Contrary to popular American belief, they are NOT satanists.
2) A medieval torture and execution device which was made of iron. A person was placed inside the box of the iron maiden while the door (which had impaling spikes on the inside) was closed slowly to to maximise pain and injury, while the prisoner died over the next few hours to few days from their injuries.

1) "I just picked up Iron Maiden's new album, it's amazing!"
2) "Throw him in the Iron Maiden!"

by Burbster November 30, 2003

Mackenzie Woolley

Mackenzie Woolley is an extremely wise and intelligent woman. Don't be rough on Mackenzie, she is an extremely sensitive person and always sees the good in people. If you know a Mackenzie Woolley, you are a very lucky person. Make friends with her. She may seem shy, but once you get to really know her, she is a wonderful woman with a beautiful personality.

Don't underestimate Mackenzie Woolley's abilities.

by Possumfurr June 17, 2020

Madden Factor

When winning in Madden in the 4th quarter, your team suddenly can't pass without throwing an INT or run without Fumbling, allowing your computer (or human) opponent to come back and win.

Going into the 4th quarter 2 minute warning I was up by 10 playing a great turnover-less game. Then I got Madden Factor'ed fumbled 3 times and lost by 7. What. The. Fuck.

by JanerichoC18 December 9, 2008

mackenzie wellman

The name MacKenzie Wellman is owned by a mysterious creature who enjoys spending her free time browsing tumblr and playing internet games with her friends. She is also a pro singer with an amazing voice and is in no way dainty at all. AT ALL! MacKenzie Wellman is fun to talk to and is fun to have around and will improve whatever it is you are doing!

1. MacKenzie Wellman: I AM NOT DAINTY!!!!
2. MacKenzie Wellman: *sings a song like a pro*

by T2tP May 27, 2014

Iron Maiden

1) The best metal band...wait...best band ever.

2) A medieval torture instrument shaped rather like a coffin, but that the head and feet could come out of. It was lined with spikes inside, and closed on people who commited the most heinous crimes, such as not liking the king.

Iron Maiden are awesome.

I'd like to put that dipshit NED in an Iron Maiden.

by Bored_individual June 15, 2004

Maidenhead

An upper-middle class, Tory town in Berkshire, UK, that is part of the constituency of Maidenhead and Windsor. Maidenhead borders the village of Bray, which is a seriously wealthy village (wealthier than Maidenhead). Maidenhead is also a 10-minute drive to Windsor Castle.

It's all very pretty, very historic, very clean, very rich, and very pleased with itself.

"My parents have been saving up for 10 years to afford a house in Maidenhead!"

by olgatolga October 31, 2012