Macbeth

Say this in my theatre and you die
Only refer to this curse as “The Scottish Play”
:)

I’ll curse you if you say Macbeth in my theatre

by UWU OWO RAWR XD May 25, 2019

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

by applealex October 6, 2009

macbrick

When your macbook frequently crashes, or better yet, won't turn on.

"Hey Alex, want to go out drinking tonight?"
"I can't. I have to rewrite my essay from memory because it was saved on my macbrick."

by alextn October 25, 2006

Tadger MacBadger

A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a haggis snuffling for truffles.

"I seen Maggy or any other Scottish girl at the bar last night." - person 1

"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2

"Yea, nine guys." - person 1

"She is such a Tadger MacBadger." - person 2

by Pierre Mangin June 24, 2011

upside down macbook case

A girl will put her macbook case on upside down as a sign of being dtf. The apple on the case will face the opposite direction of the apple that lights up so that the two look like they're 69-ing. Bitch be horny.

Guy: Dude, do you think she's in to me?
Friend: Yeah, man. She's got an upside down macbook case on her laptop. Totally dtf. Go mack, bro.
Guy: I think you mean mac!
*High-five*

by geniusbar_player October 25, 2011

macbitch

The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.

Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."

by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007

macbook

Something that costs £2000 and is capable of running CS:GO on 5fps

Mama! Can I sell the house for the newest thinnest MacBook Pro? I want to see if it runs better than my toaster!

by Mr. Critical March 21, 2016