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Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
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swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men
He went swimming with the manatees last weekend
by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016
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maite zaitut

Means "I love you" in the Basque language ("Euskara"), spoken in the traditional area of the Basque Country, in Northern Spain and South-Western France.
Basque-speaker: "Maite zaitut!"
Spanish monoglot: "Eh... no hablo euskera."
by nspalabastrepsanktcroix July 22, 2006
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Maite

A very nice person, lovable an very energetic . She runs a lot but doesnt really work out. She loves Channing tatum and never gives up. She is unique and goes crazy with people she is comftermble around. You are lucky if you know a person called Maite.

Not a whore
Jace: Maite is going crazy!
Timmy: I know right!!
by Beth rob August 7, 2012
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makatea

1. An accessively large person

2. The Maori (Native New Zealand) word for obesity.

Source: Makatea
1. Did that guy have 6 hunger busters?! What a Makatea!

2. Hello, My name is name is Tom and I suffer from Makatea.
by Danlikesmen January 27, 2008
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Maaeah

An angel sent down to earth in a meteor. One finds only one of them throughout their lifetime.
by Mud Rosey December 7, 2010
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Maite

Always a fun time, energetic and honest. She is basically sunshine turned into human form, she radiates positivity.
There are always good, chill vibes surrounding her. You will instantly fall in love with her, as she brings together everything good and has a pure soul.
She is also incredibly smart and witty.

She is the kind of girl that will faszinate you with both her looks and her personality, a true beauty from the European south. If you know a Maite, you can consider yourself lucky, she has a great, honest heart that feels nothing but love.
A: I think I fell in love with this girl called Maite

B: Oh boy
by BradableAJLOFBFB June 1, 2017
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