An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.
Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
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Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
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There are always good, chill vibes surrounding her. You will instantly fall in love with her, as she brings together everything good and has a pure soul.
She is also incredibly smart and witty.
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