d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f

do you want me to come over and eat your pussy until you cum on my face

(male) d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f

(female) give me a time and place

by raypoop February 17, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

i.w.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Its a abbreviation for
“I will fuck you til you come on my dick”

I.W.F.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.D babygirl

by ZukiWasHere March 13, 2022

htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php

if you dont know what this get help

i went on to htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php to submit random things to annoy the website

why?
why not?
because its annoying someone and its not nice to annoy people
and do i care?
i hope
no.

by doge is me October 28, 2022

C.O.N.M

Continued on next message- derived from modern phones having a character limit so from over 450 characters converting to a mms. This abbreviation allows the user to easily and quickly identify that they have run out of space but the message has not yet come to a conclusion

...Ohh I'm running out of space c.o.n.m
...yeah I know how hilarious tams is and he's just so c.o.n.m

by ginger james July 18, 2012

M.O.M.C.

This is short for "Mouth Open, Mind Closed." It's used when dealing with people who constantly talk without listening. This trait is common amongst guidos. Customer service agents think it often when dealing with pushy, rude customers.

Dude 1: Say dude, wanna come to the party tonight?
Dude 2: I -
Dude 1 (interrupts): Great! I'll see you there!
Dude 2: But I can't go!
Dude 1: We're gonna have a great time there! That really hot blonde is gonna be there, and I'm counting on you to be my wing man!
Dude 2: Yuck, this dude is M.O.M.C.

by quamp March 20, 2014