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e-lurking

To be lurking about online, with connotations of stalking someone's personal blog.

First found on a post from grouphug.us
So I've been e-lurking this girl. For 2 years.
by hippner December 2, 2005
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bellybutton lubing

The act of lubricating the umbilical region in effort to reduce friction.

Often Bellybutton lubing is perfomed in preperation for a sexual act for either men with very small penises or women with very large belly-buttons.
"I lubed up this Belly Button and can't wait to get in there"

"This ho got a belly so big after she had 12 kids i don't even need to lubricate it"

"After many failed attempts at penatration due to sizing problems, they finally tried bellybutton lubing followed by buttonpunching. However, indulging in this act whilst taking Viagra proved to be unwise. Trying to explain to the Ambulance Crew why this man was attatched to her abdomen proved tricky"
by Douglas Mc February 5, 2007
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lurking

to sneak about in a deserted or dark shadowy place such as alleyways and riverbeds.
Did you see that crackhead lurking around the neighborhood?
by xylena June 22, 2006
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luring

Luring is a way of making money on MMORPGs, in example, Runescape, by tricking stupid n00blets to get killed and stealing their belongings
n00b: Cen u plz take me 2 Ardougne.
Lurer: Alright, follow me.
n00b: Ok, thx. -follows-
Lurer: Alright, we're almost there.
Lurer's Friend: -Ice blitzes the n00b-
n00b: OMG u lurer! -dies-
n00b: I gunna report u 4 luring me.
Lurer: You do that, retard
by Bokku Ga Kira December 12, 2007
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no lubing anal monkey

someone who uses no anal lube while in search for anus. Monkeys often do this
dalton is a no lubing anal monkey.
by jessec63 January 16, 2008
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lurking the book

An activity in which you lurk people's shit on facebook.
guy 1: "what are you doing on that girls profile bro?"

guy 2: "oh you know, just lurking the book"!
by chadadadad October 4, 2010
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Lurting

Lurk-Flirting.

Flirting from a distance, in most cases the person Lurting does not know the person they are doing it to.
*Guy watching some female stranger eating, with her friend*
Guy: "I like the way you wipe your mouth with your napkin..."
Girl: "O_O"
Girl's friend: "Wow, he's totally Lurting with you."
by AussyLevii November 24, 2011
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