professional lurker

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.

I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.

by Natural Metra September 9, 2015

Facebook lurker

Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it

Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker

by stevethesitch September 8, 2011

lurker

Person who has less than 5% of the average user's number of interventions in an online community (sometimes even 0 interventions), yet seems to know everything about everyone. He's the one saving all of your Myspace photos in his computer without ever leaving a comment on them. After a week of lurking, he learns the ways of an online community better than very old members of it.

In real life, a lurker is a person who "happens" to overhear the most intimate of conversations and witness some key moments without many people even noticing he's there.

It's the 3925th time (random number) I go on Urban Dictionary, but the first time I post a definition. I guess that makes me a lurker.

by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010

luckerdog

Luckerdog is someone that barely makes it out through having luck. Mainly used in video games.

"I used all my skills and he managed to escape! what a luckerdog!"

by Fullsplit September 22, 2015

Lonker

An alternative rock/punk band containing 4 young boys with a superior music taste and an nicotine addiction. From The Hague, Netherlands

Have you heard about that new band called ¨lonker¨? Yes i love their song ¨Wet Toast¨

by buttermilkjezus15 May 17, 2023

Turd Lunger

Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.

Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.

by Lucky Lunger February 24, 2009

lunper

Used to define a meal between lunch and supper, traditionally between the times of two and four PM.

Seeing that it's 3 PM Tommy decided to go get an early dinner or a late lunch, lunper.

by Manny Szallreich March 17, 2008