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lumpy tits

Having a lump in your chesticles.
"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."
by Louise Fox March 21, 2009
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lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.
this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.
by banjobill January 10, 2009
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lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
by hoho223 February 13, 2010
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Lumpy O'Reilly

Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.

Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.
Man, I wish we had a Lumpy O'Reilly on our site, I'd totally dig that camel toe.
by Lumpy O'Reilly July 16, 2009
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lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole
Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦
by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017
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lumpy chicken

"I can read you lumpy chicken, over and out".
by Les Norton Esq. June 9, 2016
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A lumpy Julia

Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.
I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.
by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009
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