lumberjack

one who has a lot of boners

Dude ur a lumberjack!!!

by satin January 28, 2005

lumberjack

1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.

2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.

1.) A: Are you a lumberjack?
B: Yeah, I am.
A: *drool*

2.) man, that guy is a total lumberjack.

by cabbagehats April 6, 2011

lumberjack

lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping

wow dude u got lumberjacked so hard when u were sleeping that there is a red mark across your face

by Tyler Faust March 16, 2005

lumberjack

derived from the shocker instead of two fingers inserted into the females vagina and one finger inserted into the anus the lumberjack is taken to a bigger extreme. take one fist and stick it in the females vagina and stick your other fist into the females anus while you thrust one fist in the other fist is thrusting outward making a seesaw motion with your fists in the females orphuses.

He lumberjacked the shit out of that chick.

by Neddles March 12, 2009

lumberjack

a person who loves smoking weed.
called a lumberjack because they 'smell like trees'

Cheech: people are gonna think we're lumberjacks...
Seth: why?
Cheech: cause we smell like trees.

by hiiitlist April 13, 2009

lumberjack

One who constantly uses the adjective nasty to describe things that often aren't nasty at all

look at that nasty cat said the lumberjack

by superstar12 April 16, 2009

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007