yung luke

Quite literally the worst rapper in existence.

Check out yung luke on SoundCloud. He's worse than Lil' Pump.

by dan pee April 3, 2018

Luke Hemmings

Australian rock God. Lead vocals and guitarist in 5 Seconds of Summer. biological configuration: 70% legs, 15% shoulders, 10% hair, 2% eyes, 2% puppy, 1% lip ring.

It's Luke Hemmings! Man that guy has long legs.

by g-wheeze February 19, 2015

Luke

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke

by Yes Its Me Again February 13, 2013

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is a giant Australian from Sydney. He is in a Band '5 Seconds of Summer' (5SOS) and is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist. He has gorgeous blonde hair, a dimple in his right cheek and lip piercing on his left side. His long lanky legs go on forever and with his broad shoulders he looks like a walking triangle. His singing voice is the voice of an angel, along with his talking voice. His smile lights up the room and you will loose your breathe at the sight of this gorgeous human being. Just hearing his laugh will brighten your day. He is quite awkward but always has something funny to say. He is truly a gift from god himself.

These being only a few reasons as to why I love him.

You: Look at that guy over there, he's kind of cute.
Me: Yeah, but he's not Luke Hemmings cute.
You: Too true.

by Unicornlife August 5, 2015

Luke

Luke is a guy who is tired of people coming up to him and saying "Luke, I am your father" but other than that Luke's are very out going guys who are always willing to lend a hand. They are athletic, good looking guys that every girl would kill to date. They are friendly and will do anything they possibly can to help someone out.

Some guy: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: Dude, stop saying that!

Some girl: I would totally marry Luke!
Other girl: I would change our last name to skywalker!

by Cally Gieser September 8, 2013

Luke Loud

Luke Loud is a character who appeared in an episode of the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Luke appeared in S1E23A “One of the Boys.” He is the male version of Luna Loud, and is the third oldest of the genderbent Loud children at 15 years old. He has a dark brown mohawk, a purple shirt with a skull on it, purple boots, black pants, and a denim vest.

Luke Loud is a musician!

by Hotgirl_937 October 18, 2018

Poopy Luke

When you’re doing anal with a random chick, pull your dick out fast, look down, and see poopy on you shaft. Disgusted by the sight of her partly digested dinner from the previous night, you proceed to vomit on the floor. Rather than clean it up, you decide to instead cover it with the local newspaper!

Andrew- Hey bro, did you hear that Luke discovered a new sex move? It’s called the Poopy Luke!

Kevin- Yeah, he was banging her, pulled out fast, saw the poopy, puked, then covered it with the newspaper. CLASSIC LUKE!!!

by Andre Blanco March 18, 2022