The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.
Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
by Uzumaki undead June 23, 2011
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The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.
The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.
The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.
by Eline_is_a_panguin January 26, 2017
Get the The lube fairy mug.Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.
Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!
Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
by #falconpride May 10, 2011
Get the noob to lube mug.Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.
Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew
by thatsreallynotme February 27, 2020
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Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.
Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.
by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013
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