the LP

n. someone who always has to pass gas; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.

I hate when people LP my bathroom

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

LP

Listening Post (military term)

there was a LP near the military zone during the war.

by sassysherrymary May 07, 2009

LP

Lady Player. A woman who "plays" men by dumping them before they are ready to go.

Watch out for her... she's hot, but a total LP!

by Western LP November 29, 2006

lps

Short For The Lost Prophets

Did u hear the new lps album?
Yeah it wasnt my kind of thing

by *charlie* October 27, 2006

LP

a street gang mostly by latinos. LP stands for Latin Players.

You think that fight involved LP.

by The Jet March 30, 2005

LP

1) An abbreviation of the common office supply company, Liquid Paper.
2) An alternate word for white out, so the rents dont catch on, most commonly used in grungy american high schools who resort to cheap highs since they have a waste of a life

How much do you want for that LP?

by tnicsers November 03, 2008

LP's

Loose Poops- diarrhea, the shits, hershey squirts

"Man, I ate some tacos earlier and now I have the LP's!"

by focusman November 08, 2006