One of the worst big newspapers in New England. Despite being the primary periodical for the liberal city of Lowell, Massachusetts, the very conservative Op-Ed page of the Sun is like something one would see in a southern small-town newspaper. It regularly publishes conservative letters to the editor whose authors are barely literate, and endorsed George W. Bush for reelection in 2004. In addition, its main columnist--Dan Phelps--is a terrible writer whose columns are laced with pedestrian writing and mind-boggling non sequiturs.
by Max Canning July 29, 2009
Get the Lowell Sun mug.A Lowell Hubbs or a Hubbsian move occur when someone is deceptive and abusive and crazy - all at the same time. It can also refer to a Gish Gallop where the person in question simply produces a large amount of links or copy/pasted text and presumes to have answered your question.
Person 1: You sick-twisted moron. You haven't answered my seven questions.
Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.
Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.
by zen-saki-re? October 3, 2016
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A type of facial hair growing from the side burns down along the jaw line and connecting to a mustache, but missing along the chin. This is named after the Lowell Connector a very annoying highway in Mass.
by FaceFullOfFist November 10, 2006
Get the Lowell Connector mug.Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.
Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.
by Mike Sig December 10, 2006
Get the Lowell Flosser mug.Lowell Indiana is a great town for your typical old fat scum republican farmer. Everyone in the town that is not white or straight gets pissed on and called a stupid liberal. There are corn fields for miles and lots of Diesel trucks that cause global warming. All the kids who go to the school are lowlife druggies who think juuling is a great alternative for cigarettes. All of them will be working at Walmart and they will say they’re assistant manager and think they’re cool. In conclusion, do not come to Lowell Indiana unless you’re conservatives and don’t care about anyone else.
Dave: Wow Sandy! I haven’t seen one yard without a Trump sign!
Sandy: Dave, pay attention to the road, we have an NRA party in Lowell Indiana we need to get to.
Sandy: Dave, pay attention to the road, we have an NRA party in Lowell Indiana we need to get to.
by liberalgirl2016 October 15, 2018
Get the Lowell Indiana mug.a place full of arrogant immature people. the freshman are annoying, no one pays attention to sophomores, juniors are just there, and seniors think they're the shit. people either try too hard to stand out or too hard to fit in. there's a fight happening at least once a week due to all the stupid drama about this girl fucking this girls boyfriend. about 83% of kids tried/do mary jane. of that 83%, like 20% do some other shit like coke or steroids. most if not all the guys think they're from east chicago and like to dress up as a gangster, thinkin' they're tough shit, even if there is corn for miles and are no where near the ghetto. we're best know for the football team of jackasses who think they're so cool but in reality they're just really selfish dicks. the cheerleaders think they're the best goddamned thing that's ever walked the planet. everyone is just tryna one up everyone to be the best and do whatever the cool thing is to do. basically, the guys are assholes, the girls are sluts, & most teachers are dumb.
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
dude: "yo bro, i'm moving to lowell, so i'll have to go to lowell high school."
other dude: "sucks for you. that school is full of fake ass bitches and arrogant bastards."
dude: "fuck."
other dude: "sucks for you. that school is full of fake ass bitches and arrogant bastards."
dude: "fuck."
by kkkkkdawgggggg January 21, 2011
Get the lowell high school mug.A school in Lowell Massachusetts notorious for gangs and drug deals. This school is made up of mostly asians and gangsters. Every white kid who goes here skips atleast once to go Arthurs to have a Bootmill sandwich. You cant walk down the hallways or tunnels without seeing a Dunkin Donuts coffee cup, or bullet holes.
The school consists of 4 building, 2 mains building, a gymnasium and a freshman building that use to be a middle school. With 4000+ students and growing...
The school consists of 4 building, 2 mains building, a gymnasium and a freshman building that use to be a middle school. With 4000+ students and growing...
"I was walking down the halls of Lowell High School and I saw atleast 4 gang fights in 3 minutes."
"I head (insert asian kid name) got shot again in the tunnels of Lowell High School."
"I head (insert asian kid name) got shot again in the tunnels of Lowell High School."
by TubbsMcGee July 12, 2008
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