Lompoc

A tiny little town, which can only be described to another person as "above santa barbara, below san luis obispo". Consisting of one part field workers, one part air force families, one part old timers. The most exciting thing that happens there all year would be either the Lompoc vs. Cabrillo football game or the flower festival. If you happen to drive through you may notice the murals on about every building, "save surf beach"/ plover hate stickers on every car, and/or flower fields. About every kid growing up there has skid their knees trying to ride down Beatie hill, ate a Jalama Burger, and witnessed the worlds largest american flag being grown. There are no seasons in Lompoc, just overcast, chilly overcast, windy overcast, and mildly warm overcast.

Person #1: DUDE! Let's go to Lompoc this weekend!
Person #2: For what? A gang-bang or the dog show?
Person #1: Hmm, maybe we should just stay home.

by mchuckkakca December 9, 2008

LosPollosTV

LosPollosTV also known as Louis Sammartino, is a Twitch Streamer currently living in LA. He is 5'4 real life 'midge' and although his weight is unknown it is thought to be a significant amount. Fun fact about Louis is he wears size XL tshirts and XXL hoodies. Louis often promises streams but never follows through, which has lead his viewers to give him the name 'welch god' Louis even irl welches, he made his high school best friend 'Raf' wait 6 hours for him in Vegas.

Viewers: Oink, Oink, Oink!
LosPollosTV: MODSS!!!!, MODS!!!!, put it in emote only!!!!
Mods: *Don't do anything*
VIewers: Rogue mods! haha L tubs

by RobbieG__ May 10, 2019

Lolpolitics

Schoolyard politics regarding prefects and captains.

"Dont get involved in the lolpolitics"

by Bounty04 October 27, 2008

Lompoc

You see if you're looking up lompoc on here, i probably know you. You probably live in lompoc and we could literally be related for all we know anyways, Lompoc is a small town that exists next to jalama, if anyone knows about lompoc that doesn't live there knows about it, they know it as "that one weird place next to jalama beach" Lompoc is full of old people, people who say "like", and "dude" constantly, field workers, and air-force people, if you live in lompoc you probably just want to get out of it, and you most likely live more on base or in the villiage. You can explore some of lompocs wonders including and limited to, Flowers, The ghetto, The little market in mission hills that like three people work at and they don't know what they're doing there, subway, cabrillo and lompoc angrily hissing at each other from afar, people who talk about that one rumor that lompoc was going to be renamed "Lompokemon", and overcast skies, mostly overcast skies. It is pronounced "Lohm poke" not "Lohm pawk" if you pronounce it the second way please delete yourself from existence, nobody here will like you. Most people here like Takis and mexican food, Probably because most people here are Mexican. If you are a child living in lompoc you are probably gay or depressed, let's be honest.

"Hey, you know that one town near jalama, i think it's called...Lompoc?"

"What is a lompoc?"

by Little Lompocian September 23, 2018

zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuik,.lopö-äå

When a swedish person is bored.

Im so bored zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuik,.lopö-äå

by zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuik,.lopö- September 29, 2020

Lspocke

L-spock-e

Lspocke- n. 1. a level of social status, between God and Einstein. 2. a distant recluse, envied by the public

a. in the state of being Lspocke

n. 1. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke") 2. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke")

a. (i.e. "I can't get enough of this guy, he's always so Lspocke")

by Luke January 9, 2005

lopoko

Some jacked swimmer guy who plays minecraft all day. His friends always make fun of him and laugh at his albino hair. Someone who typically likes ugly girls and has big ass feet. Usually says "hey sup" in all skype conversations. Always smarter than adam.

"Bro, check that guy out"

"Hahaha he looks like a lopoko to me."

by blahblahblah1378432 October 23, 2011