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longtoe

The art of waiting until your victim is asleep (usually due to copius alcohol consumption etc) before stealthily cutting off the toes of their socks so when said victim awakens from their slumbers and go to pull up their socks there whole foot goes through leading to the amusement of others and confusion of victim.
"I got Long-toed at a party last night"

"Check it out Big Dave is asleep lets go longtoe him"

"Long-toed a Belter!!!"

"Quick get the scissors and we will Longtoe Sven before he wakes up!"
by Lori and Natalie October 25, 2007
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longy

The short way to say long-cock. Contrary to popular belief, a long-cock is not someone with a large penis, but an "uncool" follower of protocol, or someone who never breaks the rules. In the first-person war game Arma 3, there are many examples of longies such as Ignis, Dante Fluery, and Deadpool.
Non-longy: *on cop, trying to have fun and play with his friends*
Longy: Could you please redeploy to server 2, we're trying to evenly distribute the APD force. Also, take off that pilot helmet it is not in code with proper APD regulation attire.

Non-longy: Jesus christ you are such a longy.
by Professional Quick-Peaker January 5, 2018
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longthroat

When one's significant other preforms deep throat from a jumping start. A combination of "long jump" and "deep throat"
The last time he preformed longthroat, David jumped from 2.5 meters away and damaged his larynx.
by Adam Proctor November 12, 2007
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longteng

Saber's husband
Wow Longteng really loves saber. They belong together.
by iLoveSaber January 29, 2018
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longtemps

1) A long period of time.

Derived from the popular phrase (longting), longtemps is a strange variation, with no difference in meaning, that is rarely heard outside the area of it's origin St.Albans/Hertfordshire UK.
"Allow blud, dat be longtemps!"
by Ntotrious C May 16, 2005
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Longry

The feeling you get when you're really hungry, but food can't satisfy your hunger. You look for food in the kitchen, and it all looks so good, but it's as if you have no appitite.

Basically you just don't want food, but you're still hungry. You're LONGing to be full!
-"Man, I'm starving!"
-"Then eat?"
-"But I don't want food, it's not what I'm in the mood for."
-"Dude. What?!"
-"I'm so longry"
by OGBAMFN September 22, 2010
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Longtail

A person or persons that seek the termination of anothers profile on a social networking website through the usage of the help and safety tool.
TheSuperDug: dave i reported all your comments rofl

TheBigfishcatcher01: ye longtail ye
by theuser1234 April 10, 2011
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