long

To be called long, is different to tall. Tall is to be high up and look down on others but to be long. If called long, the person calling you long actually wants to have a child with you and marry you for eternity.

That Jorge guy? Yeah hes long...hes very long 😏

by BigGThe1st March 6, 2020

Long Story Long

When you had ATTEMPTED to tell a short version of a story but you end up telling the entire story anyway. Or if you have gone far off of the original point, and want to summize the statement. Started in Virginia Beach, by Reitzel.

Long story long, I'll be over tomorrow

by MaddWopp February 4, 2022

longs

shorts that go way past your knees and are 2 sizes too big. usually a belt is necessary

Dude, those longs are tight.

by blaketh May 19, 2004

Long

Something that takes a long time and is annoying.

“Sophie’s reply’s are so fucking long it pisses me off”

by Ay yo wys my g June 20, 2019

Long

Corey

Corey is long

by Coreytookthelongway July 5, 2022

Long

When a person doesn’t do the easy and obvious thing, but instead chooses to be awkward and un-logical, e.g. Paul.

Boog: Hey Paul, you know you don’t ever get with any girls?!
Paul: Yeah…
Boog: Well I’m meeting Sarah on Saturday and she’s bringing all her fit friends out, do u fancy coming out to meet them?
Paul: Er…? Nah I’d prefer to stay in and play poker with all the men and badgers.
Boog: You are so long.

by Frowsey Murdoch December 12, 2008

long

To have a very long penis that can penetrate deeply.

Dang bro that shit is long!

by Hot smart asian June 23, 2016