Any government run predominantly by little girls. Derived from the greek loligarchos, to obsess over Hannah Montana and anything else Disney spawns.
This type of government is characterised by major landmarks being painted pink, all boys being put to death on the grounds that they smell and the national anthem being written by either Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers.
Pedophilia is a capital offense regarded as worse than treason in such countries.
The opposite form of government to a loligarchy is a pedocracy, in which all executive and legislative power is handed over to Pedobear.
Plural, loligarchies.
This type of government is characterised by major landmarks being painted pink, all boys being put to death on the grounds that they smell and the national anthem being written by either Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers.
Pedophilia is a capital offense regarded as worse than treason in such countries.
The opposite form of government to a loligarchy is a pedocracy, in which all executive and legislative power is handed over to Pedobear.
Plural, loligarchies.
In the documentary Borat, Borat Sagdiyev claims that all other countries other than Kazakhstan are run by little girls. Those would all be loligarchies.
The United Loligarchy of Disneyland is a small city state similar to the vatican run almost entirely by little girls who police the streets.
The United Loligarchy of Disneyland is a small city state similar to the vatican run almost entirely by little girls who police the streets.
by Nagashidzuri November 3, 2009
Get the Loligarchy mug.A subreddit full of 35-48 year old pedophiles neckbeards whose entire existence is for projecting their their sexual fantasies onto other people and harass people online. They all have extreme cases of schizophrenia but act like they are always morally in the right. They like to use ironic and unfunny memes unironically in their arguments and also like to make up facts that doesn't exist and pretend nothing is wrong when one of their own is doing illegal things. They also like to make up and keep bringing up "facts" that has been debunked countless times. They don't have a real job since they dedicate all their time to look for loli artworks to harass people and real CSA material to use in their arguments. Members of their groups have been revealed to be actual pedophiles and child groomers multiple times but they will defend them with their dying breath saying fictional porn is worse.
Person 1: So you like you loli characters huh?
Person 2: Yes I do
Person 1: So you like this huh you Pedo *shows real CSA pictures
Person 2: WTF?
Person 3: Classic r/Lolitary member behavior
Person 2: Yes I do
Person 1: So you like this huh you Pedo *shows real CSA pictures
Person 2: WTF?
Person 3: Classic r/Lolitary member behavior
by PomuHub April 12, 2022
Get the r/Lolitary mug.1.) An exclamation for lol or rofl used after killing someone in the online gaming world. Only the truly 1337 use this exclamation.
2.) The land version of the ROFLCOPTER.
2.) The land version of the ROFLCOPTER.
1.) "Hambergler's Ambush crits Soulcorruptr for 2469."
"Soulcorruptr dies."
Hambergler: LOLCAR!!!!!111!11!1!eleven
2.) OMG LOOKS IT'S THE LOLCAR!
"Soulcorruptr dies."
Hambergler: LOLCAR!!!!!111!11!1!eleven
2.) OMG LOOKS IT'S THE LOLCAR!
by Hambergler. November 7, 2008
Get the LOLCAR mug.Laughing Out Loud In A Non Sarcastic Way Because I Think It's Funny.
Normally used when one actually finds something funny.
Instead of using 'lol' that is very loose in how funny something is, ranging from a simple chuckle to literaly laughing out loud, typing lolianswbitif signifies you found something funny that gave you a good laugh.
Normally used when one actually finds something funny.
Instead of using 'lol' that is very loose in how funny something is, ranging from a simple chuckle to literaly laughing out loud, typing lolianswbitif signifies you found something funny that gave you a good laugh.
by Swedish Chef July 16, 2008
Get the lolianswbitif mug.Noun. A form of power structure in which power somehow rests with a small number of people whose stupidity and ineptitude are the object of much amusement but who somehow remain in power despite all their outrageous blunders.
“Trump’s America is a loligarchy.”
“Look out! Here come the loligarchs!” (As Ivanka and Don jr. enter the room.)
“Look out! Here come the loligarchs!” (As Ivanka and Don jr. enter the room.)
by Omegablink June 12, 2018
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r/Lolitary is a subreddit full of teenagers who think that defending fictional drawings will help real children, not only that they also put CSAM survivors at the same table as lolis by calling lolicons pedophiles.
Their arguments does not hold any credible evidence done by psychologists, scientists or any professionals that states that fictional drawings can help someone transition from fictional drawings to REAL children.
r/lolitary bans anyone that provides concrete evidence that proves or counters some nonsense they spout.
r/lolitary normally brigades, raids and harasses users on the platform "reddit" that contains lewds of SHORT women and lolis which is understandable but sometimes they would flood subs with gore and horrendous shit they got from the dark web.
Their raids or brigades normally contains prison or fbi memes but they sometimes contains something graphic like gore or REAL Cp but they rarely happen
Surprisingly r/lolitary is not yet banned even though they broke reddits Tos multiple times which are: brigading, harassment, threatening other users
"kys, kill yourself, jump of a bridge",
Raiding, encouraging suicide
"kill yourself followed by you should do it you faggot" and racial slurs
One of the moderators from r/lolitary switched sides to r/antilolitary.
Ever wonder why he/she/they did that?
Their arguments does not hold any credible evidence done by psychologists, scientists or any professionals that states that fictional drawings can help someone transition from fictional drawings to REAL children.
r/lolitary bans anyone that provides concrete evidence that proves or counters some nonsense they spout.
r/lolitary normally brigades, raids and harasses users on the platform "reddit" that contains lewds of SHORT women and lolis which is understandable but sometimes they would flood subs with gore and horrendous shit they got from the dark web.
Their raids or brigades normally contains prison or fbi memes but they sometimes contains something graphic like gore or REAL Cp but they rarely happen
Surprisingly r/lolitary is not yet banned even though they broke reddits Tos multiple times which are: brigading, harassment, threatening other users
"kys, kill yourself, jump of a bridge",
Raiding, encouraging suicide
"kill yourself followed by you should do it you faggot" and racial slurs
One of the moderators from r/lolitary switched sides to r/antilolitary.
Ever wonder why he/she/they did that?
Guy: I wonder why r/lolitary would spend most of their time gathering evidence of a minority on r/antilolitary, even though it doesn't help real children in any way.
Dude: probably because they can't differentiate fiction from reality.
Bro: seems like they are most likely neckbeards or teenagers that think they're heroes for brigading, harassing and threatening users and subreddits for liking fictional children or short women.
Dude: probably because they can't differentiate fiction from reality.
Bro: seems like they are most likely neckbeards or teenagers that think they're heroes for brigading, harassing and threatening users and subreddits for liking fictional children or short women.
by YourAverageSmartAss April 12, 2022
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