Any government run predominantly by little girls. Derived from the greek loligarchos, to obsess over Hannah Montana and anything else Disney spawns.
This type of government is characterised by major landmarks being painted pink, all boys being put to death on the grounds that they smell and the national anthem being written by either Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers.
Pedophilia is a capital offense regarded as worse than treason in such countries.
The opposite form of government to a loligarchy is a pedocracy, in which all executive and legislative power is handed over to Pedobear.
Plural, loligarchies.
This type of government is characterised by major landmarks being painted pink, all boys being put to death on the grounds that they smell and the national anthem being written by either Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers.
Pedophilia is a capital offense regarded as worse than treason in such countries.
The opposite form of government to a loligarchy is a pedocracy, in which all executive and legislative power is handed over to Pedobear.
Plural, loligarchies.
In the documentary Borat, Borat Sagdiyev claims that all other countries other than Kazakhstan are run by little girls. Those would all be loligarchies.
The United Loligarchy of Disneyland is a small city state similar to the vatican run almost entirely by little girls who police the streets.
The United Loligarchy of Disneyland is a small city state similar to the vatican run almost entirely by little girls who police the streets.
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Get the Loligarchy mug.Noun. A form of power structure in which power somehow rests with a small number of people whose stupidity and ineptitude are the object of much amusement but who somehow remain in power despite all their outrageous blunders.
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A portmanteau of lol and oligarchy, similar to lollerskates and lolocaust in its usage and derivation.
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Get the loligarchy mug.(Noun) Government by a small group of trolls. A regime more concerned with pwning and enraging its opponents than putting forth its own coherent policy agenda.
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Get the oligarchy mug.A system of government that is run by a small group of people not subject to vote or approval. The small group of people run the world in a feudal system-esque manner. While the other people are basically their slaves.
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Get the Oligarchy mug.The hierarchical structure isn't the problem it's that frauds and charlatans aggregate at the top and them bottle-neck the hierarchy in various places in accordance with their ethic. Because you only need to be so competent and I'm friends with this guy and not you.
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