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Loligarchy 

Any government run predominantly by little girls. Derived from the greek loligarchos, to obsess over Hannah Montana and anything else Disney spawns.
This type of government is characterised by major landmarks being painted pink, all boys being put to death on the grounds that they smell and the national anthem being written by either Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers.

Pedophilia is a capital offense regarded as worse than treason in such countries.

The opposite form of government to a loligarchy is a pedocracy, in which all executive and legislative power is handed over to Pedobear.

Plural, loligarchies.
In the documentary Borat, Borat Sagdiyev claims that all other countries other than Kazakhstan are run by little girls. Those would all be loligarchies.
The United Loligarchy of Disneyland is a small city state similar to the vatican run almost entirely by little girls who police the streets.
Loligarchy by Nagashidzuri November 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Loligarchy 

Noun. A form of power structure in which power somehow rests with a small number of people whose stupidity and ineptitude are the object of much amusement but who somehow remain in power despite all their outrageous blunders.
“Trump’s America is a loligarchy.”

“Look out! Here come the loligarchs!” (As Ivanka and Don jr. enter the room.)
Loligarchy by Omegablink June 12, 2018

loligarchy 

A portmanteau of lol and oligarchy, similar to lollerskates and lolocaust in its usage and derivation.
Bob and his friends came into the chatroom and quickly instituted a loligarchy.
loligarchy by Sidwood June 8, 2005

LOLigarchy 

(Noun) Government by a small group of trolls. A regime more concerned with pwning and enraging its opponents than putting forth its own coherent policy agenda.
“Only a LOLigarchy would rip up the postwar international order just to pwn the libs.”
“He doesn’t know what he wants other than to undo everything Obama did, what a LOLigarchy”
LOLigarchy by ToastyDefs June 12, 2018

oligarchy 

the actual type of government that most countries have. Run by the Few
Executives Military and Corporations run most countries
oligarchy by Dong Woo November 12, 2004

Oligarchy 

A system of government that is run by a small group of people not subject to vote or approval. The small group of people run the world in a feudal system-esque manner. While the other people are basically their slaves.
The New World Order conspiracy is an example of an oligarchy.
Oligarchy by theFALLofDana May 29, 2008

Associative Theocratic Oligarchy 

The hierarchical structure isn't the problem it's that frauds and charlatans aggregate at the top and them bottle-neck the hierarchy in various places in accordance with their ethic. Because you only need to be so competent and I'm friends with this guy and not you.
Hym "The problem is that it's an Associative Theocratic Oligarchy. You're trying to do the same thing they are, just in reverse. 'BuT wE'lL rUlE wItH a GeNtLeR hAnD' and selectively cancel anyone who violates your ethic. In the exact same way. Unless you prove otherwise. In the same way that the enemy of my enemy is not always my friend; The lesser of two evils is still just evil."
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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