The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.
The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such
by smithy85 December 9, 2008
Get the Lochness Monster mug.North Western suburb of Dundee, Scotland. Previously home to the largest factory in the world, Cox's Camperdown jute works, and to a large population of immigrant Irish workers and families, leading to the area"s nickname of "Tipperary".
by LocheeLuftwaffe February 23, 2015
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by Kita101 September 24, 2018
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Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...
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by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010
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