fret lobster

Term for a "capo", the clamp-like device placed on the fretboard of a guitar to change its tuning.

"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"

by Joe Frosnost October 25, 2007

the lobster

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

by kook February 17, 2005

redneck lottery

someone who wins money from some sort of law suit. Typically because they or someone else was injured

Jack just won the redneck lottery after the car hit him, just enough to buy a case of beer

by lucynogo October 21, 2006

she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.

PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...

by banananna89 September 17, 2013

National Lottery

A novel way of further taxing poor people.

" Oi know oim dahn to me last quid but oi moight just win the lot-ry!"

by Valetudo December 9, 2003

Slop Lobster

Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..

"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"

"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.

by livetheshoree February 7, 2010

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010