Liquor and Bicker

The act of getting drunk, calling your girlfriend/ boyfriend and arguing over nothing.

Guy 1: Dude where have you been?

Guy 2: ah Sally's being so dumb, we had a liquor and bicker

by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009

Liquor Vulture

Someone who never gets a drink of their own, but instead drinks the last sips and dregs of everyone elses drink.

Man, Mike finished off all of our Smirnoff Ice's while we were gone; he's a total liquor vulture.

by BluLobster January 11, 2010

liquor face

The contorted and often stupid look on your face after taking a shot of liquor or drinking a stiff cocktail. Attempts to conceal your liquor face from others usually have mostly only partial effectiveness unless you've become a professional lush, which can take many years of rigorous training. Similar to the O-Face but less rewarding.

I'm ashamed of my liquor face but I need to get drunk, so...

by MrSnooze May 28, 2010

Liquor License

The phonetic representation of lick her license. Generally refering to a homosexual female who enjoys the act of cunniligous, or rug munching.

Annie undoubtedly has a liquor license because she turned me down for a date.

by DG May 15, 2003

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

Liquor Picking

Waiting outside a shop and asking someone to buy you booze.

how you gunna get that booze ? your underaged
... oh il just go Liquor Picking.

by Sammy Fellerman December 21, 2009

Liquor? I don't even know her!

A tired old gag line to say whenever someone says the word 'liquor'.

Drinkin' Man 1: "Hey, let's go get some liquor!"
Drinkin' Man 2: "Liquor? I don't even know her!"

by Figleaf23 September 18, 2007