Air Lingus

The fake oral sex that female porn stars give to each other. So called because the tongue never gets within three inches of the clitoris.

There ain't nuthin' but Air Lingus in Horny Housewives 7.

by That Fat Bloke February 17, 2005

Air Lingus

The act of going down on a girl while slam dunking a basketball

Dude, I gave that chick some wicked air lingus during the game last night!

by MildlyGrump October 30, 2017

Linus Torvalds

The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.

Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.

Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*

by Cloud November 19, 2004

connie lingus

Fake name students give to substitute teachers.

Substitute teacher: "Who is that girl shooting spitballs?"
Student: "That's Connie. Connie Lingus. You should send her ass to the principal."

by Justanotherwoodchuck December 28, 2005

Linus Torvalds

Linus Torvalds, the creator of linux

Often described as a God he usally makes Microsoft administrators shit their pants

Microsoft admin: Please, spare us!
Linus Torvalds: Open source! *Akward Laugh*

by DumbMahreeo October 10, 2019

Linkus7

An amazing Swedish Legend Of Zelda speed runner who has held multiple world records. He is almighty and all knowing. He has also discovered a few glitches, especially in The Wind Waker and its HD remake.

Person 1: Where is Linkus7 from? I heard he is German.

Person 2: Where did you here that? He’s Swedish! linkusF

by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) March 2, 2021

linus

Beauty and royalty. Flaxen haired. Pure example of manhood.

Linus sure is a king among men.

by norseking December 4, 2007