Noobraham Lincoln

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.

A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008

Abroham Lincoln

Someone who emancipates a bro or bros from a party or bar to a better party or bar.

"I told you this place was packed."

"Yeah, you're a regular Abroham Lincoln."

by DRap316 January 11, 2009

Lincoln'd

The act of getting shot in the back of the head with a pistol, during online Gaming.

"Oh dammit, that newb snuk up behind me and lincoln'd me while i was watching them play"

by John W Booth April 8, 2010

the full lincoln

Having sex for 3 hours, which is the length span of the movie 'Lincoln'

"I took her back to my house, and we did the full Lincoln"

by shitbearwalker April 12, 2014

Lincoln

Lincoln is a sweet, romantic, hot guy that will do anything to make you laugh. He may seem stupid on the outside but on the inside he is actually smart. He likes video games, and he is good at them. He likes sports too and is very athletic. Night or day, he will be nice to you. He will comfort you, and do everything he can to make people happy and laughing. If you know a Lincoln,(ladies) then I would hang on to him. He is guy that has many friends, and always can get a girl.

Girl: OMG!!! There's Lincoln! He's so hot!!!!
Girl2:I know right? I should date him!

by TacoTrucker41 April 18, 2017

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.

Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.

by Improv75 April 29, 2005

kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008