Lingering

The art of licking out and fingering a girl's pussy at the same time

See that girl over there? She's in need of a good lingering...

Do you linger it?!!

by Reneee November 16, 2009

linguini

A mispelling of "linguine" !!! Don't forget it!!!

The correct name of the typical Italian pasta is LINGUINE!

Linguini is WRONG!!!

(At restaurant): I'll have the linguine... (Do NOT say, I'll have linguini)

by Hypnotic.Illusion March 25, 2010

lingering

When after sex, the guy neglects to immediately extract his penis from the girl.

guy is lying passed out from exhaustion on top of girl, who is looking at her watch:

girl: "dude, snap out of it! you're lingering! Now go make me a drink!"

by pineapplemojito May 16, 2012

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004

Lingering booty

When you hook up with a girl right before you go on vacation so you don't need the booty while away.

Jim got lingering booty before he went up Florida with his family so he's good.

by E31221 December 18, 2016

Linguini de Legendos

An online game played by massive wood division noobs who ragequit whenever they see who is laning against them.
Dont download it. If you have it, uninstall. Wait, that is not possible. You are addicted too.

A: Wanna play some pasta today?
B: Some... what?
A: Some linguini de legendos?
B: Count me in!

by Average pasta connoisseur March 21, 2022

Finger My Linguini

Fml= Finger My Linguini

Almost like a “suck my dick” or “eat my ass”

Hey Charlie, finger my linguini!

by belladonna29 August 18, 2019