Sigma Van Der Linde

KILL YOURSELF SO THAT YOUR ENEMIES DONT HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF DOING SO.
KILL INNOCENT WOMEN

KILL YOUR OLD FRIEND FOR SPORT
MURDER DEFENSELESS POLICE OFFICERS.
#PLANILLIONARIEMINDSET #SIGMA #SIGMAMALE #PLAN

Dutch: I am a sigma male, john. Sigma Van Der Linde.
John: what, dutch?
Dutch: you are just a beta and a coward, john.
John: *cocks revolver*
Dutch: *jumps off cliff sigma-ly*

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 5, 2021

Lindsing

To dead a friend or group of friends after 4+ years knowing them

Dan: Have you heard from Brian in a while?
Bob: No man, I think he’s Lindsing us

by Mahuna Atuwaatu November 23, 2020

Alyvia Alyn Lind

an actress I can’t seem to notice me fast enough

Alyvia Alyn Lind is the cutest kid actress out there

by teobrioneswastakenbyme May 19, 2022

Lind

A student whom only completes their work using other people's work. Wears other people's underwear. And has an Indian girl friend who he likes to call "Skid-Mark".

Nick: Yo Will can I copy your thermo homework?
Will: Hell naw you pulling a lind rn!

by Goofington117 December 2, 2024

Linde

a PHAT piece of poo

Friend: "Where have you been for the last hour"
You: "Aaaah man I just took a phat linde in your toilet"

by ULU THE CONQUEROR May 30, 2022

Linde

Most awesome girl you will ever met. Her telephone calls are the best place to be.

hi linde

by armour plastic May 26, 2021

Lind

A person who acts/talks in a very childish or stupid manner. Coined by the biggest Lind Crazy Hand aka Burhan on Twitter.

Person 1: Suicide Squad is a good movie
Person 2: Lind. It sucks

by burLind90 October 3, 2018