limp biscuit

Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.

by beast May 21, 2003

limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

limp paw

When a woman does not grip a penis tightly enough when she gives a handjob.

Sally used only the tips of her fingers to rub Donald's dick, and it didn't make Donald feel good. Donald said, "Sally, this feels like you have a limp paw."

by Holler at a Scholar January 5, 2007

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Grocery Limp

Noun. The labored walking one experiences when carrying a heavy bag/basket of groceries in one hand, offsetting their balance.

Man, I saw this old lady at the grocery store the other day with a huge basket of food. She had a mean grocery limp.

by TheAngryCurtain April 23, 2009

Limp scooby

A dead erection.

I was hanging out with Cassie the other day and she was looking fine, then Marissa came around and i got a limp scooby.

by Catlaies March 15, 2010

Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.

That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013